Or Suffer the Consequences

Welcome one and all to the Motivational Monday launch party!

           

(Cue fireworks, confetti, and marching band.)

            We’re so glad you could join us and we can’t wait for the festivities to begin.

            But first…

A trip to the dentist. *groan*

            Everyone HATES going to the dentist. It’s scary, annoying, and possibly excruciating. So we all put it off for as long as we can, but in the end, we put on our grown up panties and head to the office fearful yet determined.

            And what happens if you don’t go?

            Cavities. Tooth decay. Gingivitis. Funk mouth.

            None of which are pleasant and all of which might involve public humiliation.

            (Cue Motivational Monday tie-in.)

            Sometimes getting wotp can be just as uncomfortable and easy to put off. There’s that ever-growing pile of laundry and/or dishes, the moldy contents of your fridge to contend with, those pesky cobwebs hanging from the ceiling that desperately need your attention, and of course those hours upon hours of [insert your current TV obsession] that must be watched pronto.

            And what happens when you put all of those things ahead of writing?

            You don’t write at all. Which is almost as bad as having Funk Mouth.

            So, for our inaugural MoMo challenge, you need to set a writing goal and reach it. Make it tough, but attainable.

            And if you don’t make your goal?

            *snicker*

            You must black out one of your front teeth with eyeliner, take a picture of yourself, and post the picture as your profile pic in your choice of online public forums. Facebook, Twitter, etc. If you don’t have one of those profiles (You’re not on facebook?! Hello, it’s 2011!), then you must wear your blacked out tooth to run an errand where people will see your toothless grin.

Here's a fine example:

           

Post your goal in the comments section and share us with your friends. We will offer encouragement…

           

            Wait, who am I kidding? We’re not going to offer you any rosy, warm and fuzzy encouragement. That’s not our style.

            We’re going to shove you, push you, and prod you until you meet your goal because it’s what friends do for each other J

            Now, put on the grown up underwear and get to writing!

XOXO,

Vivien

The Reading Problem

You've all heard it before.
If you don't have time to read, you don't have time to write.
To be a better writer, you have to be a better reader.
All writers were readers first.
Writers *must* read, read, READ!
Ok! Shut up already. I get it.
But what happens when you give in to the advice (or compulsion) to read when you should be writing?
I'll tell you what happens.
You pick up a book.
You read.
You like the book.
You discover, thanks to the handy e-reader, that the author has four more books in the series.
"Oh," you say."I must look at those too."
And you do.
And you like them.
And then, the inevitable conclusion, you read them.
You might hear a tiny, meek voice inside your head at this point.
It's soft and barely discernible.
But it's there.
And it says, "Shouldn't you be writing?"
Well, maybe you will, but you just want to finish the chapter you're reading.
(1-2 hours and several chapters later)
"I'll just finish this book and then I'll sit down with my WIP and really get some work done."
(3-4 hours later, part way through the next book)
"What time is it? Darn. I read all the way through my scheduled writing time. Oh well. I'll just work on it tomorrow."
Hey, guess what?
That author also has another trilogy and I've heard it's REALLY good.
*snicker*
The point?
Stop reading!
I don't mean all together, just put the delicious book down for now.
I know, I know. It's really good and I'm sure that author is your favorite and she's amazing and her characters are so awesome and she is a master pacer and she--
STOP READING!
Here's the deal.
If you get 500 wotp (in MoMo vernacular that's "words on the page") you can read another chapter.
If you get 1000 wotp, you can read five more chapters.
See how it works?
Then the reading becomes a reward.
Like a cookie when you're mired in yet another diet.
The writing is your diet, the reading is a triple chocolate chip mocha fudge cookie the size of your head.
Now, place the book gently on the shelf, tell it you will see it again soon, and GET TO WORK!
And if you say, "Let me finish this chapter first," I will reach through this screen and snatch the book out of your hand and bash you on the head with it.
All my love,
Vivien

It’s Monday. And the only thing you want to do is crawl back in bed and sleep the morning away.

But the kids are hungry. The dog needs let outside.

Oh, yeah, and you have work to do.

For writers in any stage of their career, getting words on the page can be a difficult thing. There is no one looking over your shoulder, with pompoms in hand, screaming your name. No one threatening to fire you for not making our quota.

Most of us have other jobs – you know, because you need money to live. Others are solely committed to writing, maybe because they already have been published, or maybe because they’re just lucky. Or living in their car and eating out of dumpsters.

No matter where you’re at in your writing career, let’s face it. We all need a push. Or shove. Or a stiletto in the back side.

This is why we bring Motivational Monday to you.

Trust us; this isn’t for the faint of heart. We are ruthless, humiliating and downright evil.

The two of us – Vivien Easton and Kimberly Meyer – are here to help you as you wind your way down the steep, rocky, mountainside path to completing a novel.

We’ve set up this blog to help you through the tough times. To bring fellow authors together. To motivate you.

Don't expect flowery words of encouragement here or understanding when you don't live up to your potential.

You may find yourself wearing a prom dress to the grocery, walking through the mall with a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe, or going on a dinner date with your pants on backwards.

Is that motivation or what?

So what do you have to do?

On the first Monday of each month, we will post a highly effective motivation in the form of public humiliation (like the above mentioned scenarios) on our blog. Your job is to set a goal each and every Monday morning and stick to it. It can be a daily, weekly, or monthly goal. You can set it by word count, chapter, or scene.

Post your goal to the comments section of the blog. Make it reasonable, and be honest with yourself. If you don’t make your goal, you must carry out the punishment assigned at the beginning of the month.

Our first post will be Monday, May 2^nd and we look forward to seeing your goals.

And please, spread the word! We want to torture help as many people as we can. We assure you, you will never look at Monday the same way.

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